"this horror movie isn’t very good-"
This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.
The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
*Is white and does all of these things*.